Confession of a Stay at Home Mom
(I wrote it a few years ago, but thought it was a good day to repost it …)
I’ve fallen in love
with Dr. Suess,
I want to slather him in rhymes
until his Horton hears my Whos.
I’ve heard delicious rumors
of his seven hump whump,
Did he say seven humps? Seven?
Oh! be still my whump-a-thump!
I want to find him in my car,
I want to find him near and far.
I want to find him in my house,
I want to find him up my blou …
Oh, excuse me.
I know what you’re thinking:
Rosemerry, Dr. Suess?
Isn’t he a bit too old for you?
But if he’d just take a gander,
I will be his Mother Goose
and oh! The places we’ll go!
Good Doctor,
put your wocket in my pocket
and when we’re through
I want to get lost
in your Solla Sollew.
I’ll even eat green eggs and ham
for the chance to undress
a rhyme with you.