The ad says “you’ll ski faster” in your two-piece racing suit
with underarm venting and elastic waistband—
and it’s fully sublimated, whatever that means.
It’s enough to make a woman want to pay three hundred bucks
for the front-zip top and the drawstring cord,
because a woman will ski faster in her two-piece racing suit.
Never mind that she’s been eating Barbara’s cheese puffs for breakfast.
Never mind she’s drinking Pepsi and sneaking her son’s grape Nerds.
The suit is fully sublimated, whatever that means,
and surely that’s enough to make up for the fact
that she hasn’t even walked more than a block or two all fall.
The ad says she’ll ski faster in her two-piece racing suit,
and she chooses to believe it. Why would they lie?
It will stretch (great!) and moves with her for maximum performance,
and it’s fully sublimated, whatever that means.
Yeah, she’ll be winning all the races this year for sure
in her breathable blue fabric (with mesh panels where she needs it most).
You bet she’s laying down the bucks for her two-piece racing suit—
you know, it’s fully sublimated, whatever that means.